Bad QB Fantasy League

Each person drafts 4 NFL teams 

Each week, choose two teams to start (you can start a team no more than 12 times a season and no less than 5 times a season. You can not start a team on a bye week). Just so we're clear — you're starting a team, and you get every quarterback on that team.

Remember that every QB on your roster is eligible for 24/7 points. That means even if you didn't start the Seahawks on Sunday, you still get the 150 points when Tarvaris Jackson's penis appears on a blog on Tuesday.

If you have three teams on a bye week at the same time, you start only one team that week. I know this is rare, but each league is its own unique snowflake, and we have gotten this question a few times. Most teams score positive BQBL points each week, so this will likely hurt a score rather than help it. To be clear: That still does not mean you can start your team during a bye week.

If you do not submit a lineup your starters will be 2 lowest point teams for the week.

POSITIVE POINTS: (2 weekly starting Teams)

• Benched during game (non-injury). QB must be benched for awful play, not the game is out of hand or he is banged up.: 35 points
• Interception for TD: 25 points
• Interception (non-TD): 5 points
• Fumbles lost: 5 points
• Fumbles kept: 2 points
• 3-turnover game: 12 points
• 4-turnover game: 16 points
• 5-turnover game: 24 points
• 6-turnover game: 50 points
• No passes of 25+ yards: 10 points
• No passing/rushing TDs (QBs only): 10 points
• Under 200 passing yards: 6 points
• Under 150 passing yards: 12 points
• Under 100 passing yards: 25 points
• Under 50 percent completion rate: 5 points
• Under 40 percent completion rate: 15 points
• Under 30 percent completion rate: 25 points
• Teammate/Coach/Fan argument on sidelines replayed replayed on SportsCenter: 15 points
• Pick-six to lose a game in OT: 50 points
• Quarterback sacked for a Safety: 20 points
• Quarterback fumble returned for a TD: 10 points

NEGATIVE POINTS: (2 weekly starting Teams)

• 300-349 yards passing: -6 points
• 350-399 yards passing: -9 points
• 400+ yards passing: -12 points
• 75+ yards rushing: -8 points
• 3 passing/rushing TDs: -5 points
• 4 passing/rushing TD’s: -10 points
• 5 passing/rushing TD’s: -20 points
• Game-winning drive (last two minutes): -12 points

24/7 POINTS: (All Teams Drafted)

• Arrested: 50 points
• Detained/questioned by police: 10 points
• Practice/locker room fight (physical): 20 points
• Apology press conference. (a non-normal interview/press conference. aka a seperate press conference is called for the apology): 75 points
• Penis picture on blog: 150 points
• Official vote of confidence from coach: 10 points
• Bitching about his linemen: 10 points
• Suspended: 50 points per game
• Abruptly release the previous week's starter: 35 points
• Bring in JaMarcus Russell for a workout: 30 points
• Sign JaMarcus Russell: 50 points
• Start JaMarcus Russell: 75 points
• Start dating anyone with the last name "Kardashian," "Hilton," or "Lohan," or anyone who starred on an MTV reality show: 25 points
• Get in a war of words with Terry Bradshaw, Trent Dilfer or Steve Young: 25 points